Category Archives: iPad

3D Review – Hasbro’s my3D

At first glance, Hasbro’s my3D iPhone/iPod viewing attachment looks like an April Fool’s joke gone horribly wrong. Bearing a uncanny resemblance to the classic View-Master toy, the my3D might look like a piece of tech from last century, but surprisingly impresses with a robust starting lineup and completely reasonable asking price.

A Toy or the Key to an 3D Enabled World?

If Hasbro’s my3D had a catchphrase “Looks can be deceiving” would be the perfect fit. It really is the futuristic plastic cousin of the classic View-Master toy that first surfaced in the late 1930s. Not only does the my3D sport a similar look to the iconic View-Master, it capitalizes on the same stereoscopic eye trickery to bring still and moving images to life. By keeping your head and eyes attached to the black and blue googles the my3D doesn’t suffer from the “sweet spot” issues that early adopters of Nintendo’s 3DS have complained about.

This fixed view point makes the my3D’s visuals really pop, but creates it’s own issues due to the complete immersion the product provides. After 5 to 10 minutes I found myself needing to take a break because my eyes were working overdrive only fixating on the stereoscopic images flickering in front of my eyes. The my3D also uses the iPod/iPhone’s tilt sensor to create 360 degrees of movement, which sounds great in theory, but can be completely disorienting after you remove your focus from the head piece.

Plus, don’t expect to be picking up any strange sporting this tech gear at the local bar… retro sheik is so last year.

Warning - my3D = Poon Repellent

The hardware requires no batteries and is extremely simple to set up. The current version comes with 3 case trays supporting all current iPhone 3G and above handsets, and should be easily updated if Apple goes with a new hardware design in the future. Each unit also has it’s own serial number that consumer’s are instructed to enter once they download the main my3D app from the iTunes store.


It’s clunky and goofy looking, but the my3D delivers on it’s promise – a cost effective way to view 3D in the comfort of your own home. If you’re remotely interested in viewing media in a whole new dimension then run down to the local Target and pick one up.

DigitalNipples Hasbro’s my3D Score – 8 out of 10

Smuggle Truck – Gaming’s Next Public Enemy?

La migra! Smuggle Truck is a physics-based driving game where gamers are challenged to smuggle their truckbed riding amigos across a “fictional” border that just happens to be a series of sand dunes with obstacles including cactus and armadillos.

Owlchemy Labs, Smuggle Truck’s developer, is quick to point out that the game is a satirical take on the problematic current US immigration system that has made the idea of smuggling a family across the border an almost acceptable solution versus a more straight forward quest to become a legal citizen… and I almost believed them until I saw the current trailer for the game on YouTube.

A truckbed filled with immigrants? Newborn babies falling from the sky? The concept behind Smuggle Truck needs it’s own Coyote to smuggle itself across the good taste border, which is a real shame, because the groundwork for Smuggle’s gameplay looks more addictive then Tiny Wings.

But Smuggle Truck won’t make headlines for it’s responsive controls or smart and balance level design, and I even wonder if I’d be writing about the game if it wasn’t for the questionable premise throttling Smuggle Truck”s engine. The real question for Smuggle Truck’s creators is why even flirt with the issue? They’re not fooling anyone with their “nameless” border shtick; so why not just slap on some sombreros, add a couple burrito power-ups, and maybe a taco stand or two?

Smuggle Truck is scheduled to launch in the app store sometime this month. Will mainstream media look at the product as yet another destructive and offensive video game controversy? Only time will tell, but until then I’ll leave you with a quote from Mexican comedian George Lopez that Owlchemy has plastered on Smuggle Truck’s home page “I wish I would have thought of that!”.

Me too, George, me too.

iPhone Review – KAMI RETRO

Younger readers may not remember, but there was a time where CGI graphics looked more like pastel cardboard box cut outs then lush pieces of moving art. GAMEVIL celebrates this old school visual style with it’s latest gesture based platformer, KAMI RETRO for the Apple iPhone.

KAMI RETRO’s main hero(s) and backdrops look like they were imported directly from the classic Dire Straits music video “Money for Nothing”.

Don’t let the game’s visuals fool you, this isn’t a simple 8-bit run and jump platformer. KAMI RETRO borrows heavily from the classic Lemmings formula, challenging players to figure out the best way to save their boxy protagonists from falling to their doom.

Each stage is created with a simple premise – get your mindless pixel heroes from the green to red portal. As the game progresses, the point-A-to-B design remains true, but KAMI RETRO also wisely throws in new mechanics and obstacles including springboards and air fans to keep things fresh.

Unlike most trail and error puzzlers, I never felt that a stage’s solution was purely left to luck. By making players repeat their chosen route four times in repetition, KAMI RETRO gives you a sense of accomplishment when you finish a level versus the typical “how the hell did I just do that?”

Another neat touch is that when you do decide to retry a stage, everything is left exactly as you last left it – a feature that should be a requirement in future platform puzzle games.

KAMI RETRO’s spot on gesture control system is amazingly tight. Much like the level design, I never felt my initial failures were due to the game’s response to my finger swipes. Players direct their onscreen followers with simple up and down or left and right screen strikes.

Using a familiar three star system, KAMI RETRO will have you coming back for more just so you can prove your dominance as a pixel pushing game master. KAMI’s scoring system is a mixture of weighing in how many stars you collected/heroes you saved/ and time it took you to complete each stage. And believe me, when the latter levels start picking your brain, each matrix will weigh heavy on each decision made.


KAMI RETRO doesn’t reinvent the wheel of gesture-based iPhone platformers, but KAMI’s slick 80s visuals and challenging gameplay earns the game every right to get it’s money for nothing and it’s chicks for free. GAMEVIL has a hit on their hands and I can’t wait for a sequel.

DigitalNipples KAMI RETRO Score – 9 out of 10

iPad Review – Cash Cow Deluxe

There are thousands of iDevice puzzle games in the App Store, but for every Peggle there are at least 20 Bejeweled clones. Finding a fresh game is a real challenge. Cash Cow Deluxe is not the most exciting game available for your new iPad, but it deserves a try just on originality alone.

Farm Living is the Life for Me!

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CES 2011 Winner – ThinkGeek’s iCADE

CES 2011 came and went, and while 1,000s of gadgets and gizmos were showcased one particular item grabbed us by the digital nipples…


Once a April Fool’s joke, the iPad arcade cabinet materialized at this year’s CES and is full of win. According to ThinkGeek’s pre-order page the iCADE will have it’s own App featuring old school Atari hits, and plans to release the API for other developers are already set in motion.

At $99, this virtual arcade cabinet is a steal and is sure to be a hit with geeks and gamers of all ages. The iCADE ships this Spring 2011.

Top 5 Banned iPhone Apps EVER

Today’s update is short but sweet – the Top 5 Banned iPhone Apps EVER. This list of banned iPhone Apps is filled with sex, money and… shaken babies?


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iPad Review – Dominion HD

From the classic groupings of your standard Risk board to the dice roll battles, Dominion HD is the digital table top evolution of a strategy standard.  Dominion HD is the latest digital download from Chillingo, one of iTunes premier publishers, and needs to be organized right next to your Words With Friends – it’s that damn good.

Only in the game of Dominion could Greenland be so important.

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Trucker’s Delight Brings Digital Nipples to the iPhone!

Raunchy?  Yep.  Lewd?  Definitely.  A fun game?  Absolutely!  Mobigames recently snuck Trucker’s Delight Episode 1 on the app store, despite Apple’s usual NUDITY = BAD censorship policy.  This hidden gem is based on the internet cartoon by the same name (NSFW, but hilarious… CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!) and plays like an Outrun clone – not a bad thing in my book.

And this was the tame pic!

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There Can Be Only One – Dominion HD Heads to the iPad!

UPDATE: Dominion HD is now available!  Review incoming!

I have a confession to make… I’m a closet Risk nut. Right out of high school I was running an underground Risk ‘fight club’ of sorts where the world and money were up for grabs. Games would go 12-14 hours in a winner takes all environment… friendships were built and broken all in one swoop of a North and South American invasion.

Dominion HD = Strategy Bliss

Dominion HD = Strategy Bliss

Is Risk available on the iPad yet? No. But it appears that Chillingo, one of the industries most successful iDevice publishers, is bringing out the next best thing – Dominion HD.

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iPad Review – Iron Man 2

Licensed games have long been known as the black sheep of the video game industry. Remember those awful Star Wars games on the 2600? How about that legendary landfill full of E.T. cartridges? Jaws for the NES anyone? Comic book hero games get lumped into this group all to often, and that’s why Iron Man 2 for the iPad is such a nice surprise… not only does it shine as a movie tie in, it’s game mechanics are spot on and it just might prove the iPad as a viable core gaming machine.

A Fun Underwater Level?!

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It’s Official!

“You will not believe the last few seconds of this video review. Rick Mears is the coolest guy in the universe. Who actually has one of those?”

PadRacer’s Official Website

Where do I get that T-shirt made?!  “Rick Mears is the coolest guy in the universe”.  The real question here is are they talking about the Super Off Road machine or the stripper pole?!

PadRacer Video Review

Here’s a short video review of PadRacer for the iPad (Super Offroad arcade cameo FTW!)

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